micro dab

the highest tier of dabbing... The only form of dabbing relevant to date... Those who micro dab immediately get 95% more pussy than the average specimen who doesn't micro dab. They also have big dicks... VERY BIG DICKS!!!

Kim K:Hi

You: *micro dab*
Kim K: fuck?

You: *proceed to fuck her so hard her ass splits*

by LilPumpIsGodAmoungMen December 3, 2018

Dead dab

When a man sprinkles a dead persons ashes on his penis and gets a girl to lick it off

“Connor did you do anything with Tea last night?”
“Yeah I have her a dead dab it was great”

by Unknown5437 September 5, 2021

Slab-dab

Right in front of you, directly said/physically done, or out in the middle.

The carrot flew across the lunchroom slab-dab onto his tray! What a shot!

The egg went hit slab-dab on Mr Dicks windshield and he slammed on the brakes! Lets get out bootys out of here!

by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023

Dabbing Janks

British slang term for masturbation.

“Oh man I just had a great time dabbing janks.”

by toxicnerd March 8, 2019

dab tears

When you take a massive dab/wax hit and hits you so good you start to tear up from the oouuee gooey goodness!!

That’s how u take a dab right there bois(dab tears start to fall) , holy fuck that shit made u have dab tears bru!!

Yo Watch me take this fat dab shit bout to make dab tears of joy.

by Rana1 September 6, 2019

slash dab

not up to scratch. similar to slap dash.

to complete a task in a sloppy, quick, or otherwise very poor fashion, especially of home services/trades people, but can also be a scathing criticism of the standard of work in any task.

"This book is truly awful, especially Jack's anticlimactic slash dab ending."

by Paul Kumnick January 20, 2006

Poj dab

A evil Hmong female spirit who has come back for some sort of purpose that was not fulfilled during her time of living. Appearance: Is in her clothes that she was buried in, has blue/green/odd colored skin, and dark hair all over her face.

Brave person: *checks out the hella noises happening out of their home* OHH THERE’S (poj dab’s name) OUT THERE!!!
Person who stayed inside their home: * tells brave person to go under the covers/sleep with them* (or they get things that the poj dab is not a fan of)
Both: *scared shitless*

by ImJustHearIdk July 1, 2021