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Donkey Chop

When ninjas are having anal sex at the point of ejaculation, the pitching ninja delivers a skull crushing chop to the catching ninja on the back of the head causing the sphincter to tighten around his ninja penis increasing his ninja pleasure and causing the release of a buttload of semen.
Arlyn: Hey dude, I just picked up this sweet ass ninja porn

Ian: No donkey chop, no care.
by Faer November 15, 2004
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donkey bitch ass

Always is a problem and wins against Dashie in Mario kart 8.
Donkey bitch ass just passed dashie for first place!
by dashie number one May 17, 2016
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donkey dust

Donkey dust is slang for ketamine, a widely used medical dissociative anesthetic with a major recreational black market. Ketamine users are also known as "zombies" or "ketapillars" because after hoovering too many rails, they lose the ability to walk on two feet, resorting to quadrupedal perambulation.

In the mythical stages of ketamine intoxication, the donkey phase precedes the ketapillar, and the ketapillar phase precedes the legendary k hole.

ORIGIN from modern English donkey (slang for "doofus") + dust.

Etymological note. Donkeys travel on all fours, they are known to be stupid, and their nostrils are enormous. "Wonky" is slang for ketamine, and it rhymes with "donkey." Although ketamine is commonly used as a human anesthetic, urban legend labels it a horse tranquilizer, and horses are just one step removed from donkeys. "Horse" is also slang for "heroin," a much nastier anesthetic of abuse. None of this is coincidence.
After just 280 milligrams of insufflated donkey dust, Arctor staggered about on all fours like a drunken burro.

Donkeying is not pretty, but it's hilarious to behold.
by rainbow coma June 3, 2010
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donkey show

A sex act involving a woman and a donkey in which the woman fornicates with said donkey, typically performed in rural Mexican cities.
I paid 5 pesos to see the donkey show in Tijuana.
by Lustmord February 27, 2005
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donkey raper

you, the viewer
by ass bandet January 29, 2003
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donkey basketball

A variation of the infamous "Donkey Punch", Donkey Basketball is when you're engaged in anal sex and at the moment of ejaculation, you slam the receiver's head repeatedly into the wall or bed (for the beginners) similar to dribbling a basketball. If done correctly, the receiver's anal cavity will tighten, their body will convulse, and a concussion will be imminent. This will allow you to orgasm in a spectacular fashion.
Why is there a backboard over your bed? For Donkey Basketball.

This is the fourth Donkey Basketball related death this week.
by iamtherealdancingbanana January 10, 2014
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Donkey Punchers

The coolest geocaching group in Merced, CA. Known for being unable to find the easiest of caches, and often resort to calling other people for clues.
Person 1-"Dude i dont know where this cache is, someone must have stolen it."

Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."
by Night Owl920 September 25, 2010
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