nose diaper

Something you can attach to your face when sick to soak up excess snot (mucus). Used because the amount of snot flowing from said nose makes sufficient wiping/blowing with kleenex impractical or impossible. When you can't just wipe, you need a nose diaper.

Dude, Christine is so sick today...she needs a nose diaper just to keep from snotting on herself.

by El_Dre July 14, 2010

penis diaper

Condom.

Me: Hey babe, do you want me to pick up some penis diapers?

Her: What the fuck is that?

Me: You know... Condoms.

by Rafael8 January 16, 2018

shut your diaper

The phrase to use when you want to tell someone to shut up and that they're full of shit at the same time.

Person 1: I'm so exhausted from working so hard on my homework!

Person 2: Shut your diaper!

by UUUUUU April 15, 2009

cunt diaper

n. sanitary napkin (drawing on perceived similarities between feminine pads and baby diapers) Used by author Stephen King in the novel 'Gerald's Game.'

My cunt diaper leaked today, so I ruined a new pair of underwear by getting menstrual blood all over the crotch.

by Mr. Dude Man July 6, 2006

hair diaper

A stretch of hair that spans from ones head to their anal region in a continuous swath.

The wookie beast in the hot tub sported a hair diaper of epic proportions.

by Monobrow Luke March 6, 2011

Furry Diaper Porn

The most god awful thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

I hate Furry Diaper Porn.

by Battle-Oozer May 11, 2021

golden diaper

noun: something that looks good on the outside, but is complete shit on the inside.

Jennifer Lopez was the most shiniest golden diaper of the early part of the last decade.

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 4, 2010