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Infidelity Cycle

is When you add a little extra laundry detergent to the clothes you know your man/husband wore to have sex or hang out with another female.

A infidelity cycle is usually done by a housewife with mastered coping - forgiveness skills. And a severe need for that "clean home feel"
Gender rolls can be reversed when talking about this action but not too likely.
Man's home!! Time to wash an infidelity cycle load. Good thing I just bought a fresh gallon of tide
by Katefunnyha January 25, 2024
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Cycling Mikey

He is a person who goes around London and harasses the drivers in London who were using their phones whilst stationary in traffic. He also got abused by his wife which was probably the main reason for him to harass these drivers. Many of his victims include: Chris Eubank SR and other high profile celebrities.
Driver 1- "Omg Cycling Mikey is there"
*proceeds to ram him off the road and knock him over.*
by yeyeyyeyeyeyeykanyehrhf June 13, 2025
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😱:《¤》Cyle《¤》cyle《¤》Cycle《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025
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Pissyphus Cycle

The hydration experience. One must drink lots of water only to have to pee. Through urination, one loses the water and must continue to hydrate.
“Dude, I’m trying to drink more water but I have to use the bathroom all the time now!”

“Ah yes, the age-old Pissyphus Cycle…”
by casual nut enjoyer December 13, 2024
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Rust Cycle Tetralogy

Originally the title of a book, Rust Cycle Tetralogy is a condition in which you feel as if you are being wiped from history piece by piece, slowly over the course of an extended period of time, until you are completely gone. Your friends will forget hanging out with you. Work you've done at your job will simply disappear. That lunch you made earlier and ate? It's back on the kitchen counter, untouched. "I think I'm beginning to disappear".

This condition was first recorded by Bernard Muse, a botanist who set out with the intent of recording and researching the rust cycle in wheat plants on a secluded farm in Utah. Over the course of the winter while trying to study and transcribe the wheat degradation cycle, he would start experiencing the symptoms listed above, and writing them down in his book "The Rust Cycle Tetralogy", which the condition is now named after. His book was found with other personal items when he failed to return home after the allocated time for his stay on the farm finished. Bernard was unfortunately never found.

While the condition does have some similarities to Dementia or other mental degradation diseases, it differs in the fact that other people seem to forget about things you said or did, instead of you yourself forgetting. This condition is speculated to cause a myriad of psychiatric damage to ones self, as you continue to second guess everything you think.
"Hey Bill! remember us going the Yankees game last Tuesday night? it was so crazy that they managed to comeback and win like that at the end!"

"What do you mean? After work I watched The Office for the whole evening."

"I think I'm suffering from a case of Rust Cycle Tetralogy"
by Forest DweIIer July 28, 2023
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Sperm Cycle

When you (guy or girl) hold a man's head in one hand and jack him off with the other hand, making him ejaculate into his own mouth.
by Krumpleforeskin June 12, 2022
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M.T.Head Cycles

A Badass Custom Bike shop ran in up-state New York by 2 buddies
M.T.Head Cycles Man...Their Great
by Big Sexy69 February 28, 2011
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