short and curly

slang for a difficult question or situation, implying that the question or situation is akin to having someone tugging on your pubic hairs

"How can you be the father???"

"That's a short and curly."

by dnaurban May 26, 2008

Curly

Another word for a joint in Advocate Harbour, Nova Scotia.
Let me know if anyone else uses this word.

Man, I got so fried off that curly.

by Ilove Brummsmom May 26, 2008

short and curly

Something women do to their hair to make them unattractive to men.

I decided that I never wanted to get laid again, so I decided to go short and curly. I'm thinking about chopping off my breasts next.

by Mikeyman3938 March 11, 2010

curlyheadedfuckitis

Anyone suffering from any and all types of curly hair. Found in most if not all cultures around the world.

Erin was upset when she finally realized she had curlyheadedfuckitis.

by its b money March 4, 2011

Carley Bailey

This is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. Loved by many, has many talents but has to be reminded of them. She is fairly tall and a great girlfriend. If you need a shoulder to lean on, find a Carley Bailey

Omg I can’t believe Carley Bailey talked to me, I feel great!

by CaidenW December 28, 2017

Eyelash curler

A torture device used to pull off people’s eyelashes. The name might sound normal but the name is just a cover up. If u see a girl, a gay, a they using this stop them because they will get there eyelashes plucked off from there eyelids. And if u ever see an “eyelash curler” just buy it and give it to the person u hate.

Random guy:oh u sell eyelash curlers here?

Store owner: oh, yes we do!

Random guy: I’ve been looking for these I can rarely find them!

Store owner: I see u have someone u want to give this to...

Random guy: YES!

Store owner: ohh, u can have it for free, u seem like a nice person!

by The Kenma simp March 7, 2021

curly poop

(1) Jenn's wifes poop (2) Sheri's uvula

(1) Jenn's wife is laying in her own curly poop! (2) Sheri, open your mouth so I can see your curly poop!

by Sherifer February 20, 2005