Crunkle

A crunk uncle, everyone has one.

"Who's that man by himself in the corner eating a raw hot dog?"
"Oh that's my Crunkle Keith"

by Cardi P September 10, 2018

crunkle dorfen

The sexual act of ripping your own penis off, or if it was ripped off beforehand, and (with power and effort) inserting it into your anus until it is lodged in completely and cannot be removed.

Dude, sorry if I am sitting funny I totally crunkle dorfened last night and I haven't taken a shit yet so it's still in my ass.

Fuck bro! I crunkle dorfened like a week ago and now all of my shit was building up in my ass and I totally had a volcano eruptanus this morning!

by CreatorAnym December 2, 2018

Cankle

A cankle is what Skye gives to people eg her best mate

Makes them gets lumps on there ankles

Best mate: aww babe u have me a cankle
Skye: awww babe want some more

by Skyes mate April 13, 2019

Crunkleposse

A social gathering of fine friends and stylish individuals at the Crunkleton cocktail bar

Y'all still out?

Yeah, we got a small crunkleposse going, c'mon over!

by MedDevil September 7, 2019

Cankles

When the calf and ankle dont visibly separate

She was born with unsightly cankles

by Milf35 September 14, 2019

cunkie

Generally a big guy that has the traits of a cunt but also really likes cookies. You can tell by his figure. Some may even refer to him as cookie. Most cunkies are virgins while some have given wet billys few have penetrated. Have the brain of a small bird

That big man is really moody today, he’s a real cunkie.

by Cass Richard December 7, 2019

Conkle

Conkle is to cock as cankle is to ankle.

Chick 1: Shit, look at that fat chode!
Chick 2: Chode?! That’s a damn conkle girl!

by anonymous September 15, 2020