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Cubans

Loud brown or pale people in which the males think they are ''Macho-Men'' and the females tend to wear huge hoop earrings and tight clothing with sneakers and a load of colorful make-up. They spend time slaughtering animals as sacrifices such as smelly chickens and goats, watching Hispanic television, or criticizing other men and calling them gay or pussies when in fact, they are not.
Ex. 1
Random Cuban man: OYEE QUE BOLA ASERE!!!!
Typical person: Yup, He's Cuban.

Ex. 2
Random Cuban man: Yap! He gay! He pussy an' no want to _____.
Typical person: Who the fuck invited him?

Ex.3

Random Cuban woman: NOOOO!! WHY YOU CHANGE DEE CHANNEL FOOR! I WAS WATCHEENG CASO CERADO!!!
Typical Invited guest: That's fake and it's trash. Only Cubans watch that shit.
by ThePotatoPeople February 19, 2011
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Cuban Shower

Wow, Beth gave me a cuban shower last night...it was amazing.
by CUBAS4YOMAMA December 29, 2008
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Cuban Spinal-Tap

The act of a Cuban male having Anal sex with a Thick or heavy set women, while he smokes a cigar and occasionally ashes the cigar on the top of the thick bitches spine.... he also may or may not be yelling racial slurs at the women or saying fat jokes.
Whats wrong with the top of your cousin gina's neck?
Shes dating a Cuban guy, The pricks always laughing about some shit called the Cuban Spinal-tap.
by Fresh420 July 25, 2010
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cuban

Double penetration in the maxillofacial area, without inserting a penis into the mouth.
Oh man, me and my brah wanted to Eiffel Tower that narsty slorca the other night but she had just had surgery on her mouth so Cubanned her instead!
by Rey Tiburones April 20, 2007
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Chocolate Cuban

When a male has anal sex with a woman (or Abe) and then sucks on his dick with the poop still on it. It's classy.
"Abe, go give Blake a Chocolate Cuban."

"Abe, you've got Chocolate Cuban all over you."
by Mattias Burger November 29, 2006
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Cuban B

Someone that pisses off board kids. A person that is always speaking the truth even if it pisses people off.
Cuban B is telling like it is. What's new?
by none November 17, 2003
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Cubanwoman

cubanwoman is just Cubanman at a tranvestite or transexual bar after having a few two many drinks and maybe sucking a few cocks.
Ryan just pulled a Cubanwoman.
by Paul the great April 1, 2008
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