Crusty Cannoli

When a female poops during anal.

This chick Crusty Cannolied me last night by accident

by Crusty Cannoli June 04, 2014

crusty gusset

The gusset is the part in your selected underwear, between your genitalia and your rectumnal cavity.

Crusty is crusty, so when you have a crusty gusset a layer of thick flakey substance builds up. Usually made of specimens such as arse cherries (shit on the end of a pube) and male sexual juices. Even if u are of the inferior gender (female) in which case stop reading this and get back in the kitchen. You binty slag.

Cor her gusset were dead crusty mate. She had a dead janky ass crusty gusset.

by Hitlers Missing Testicle January 04, 2018

crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"
-Quan

by Brandon Pears stupidshit January 29, 2016

Crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature.

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"

-Quan

by Brandon Pears stupidshit January 29, 2016

crusty emo

one who listens to of mice and men wears dark eye shadow, has very pale skin and dyes their hair at least once a month. they find men who have children attractive and find bats cute

wow look at that crusty emo, chelsea you're such a crusty emo

by canadian_wizard February 09, 2015

crusty facemask

When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.

"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "

"That bitch."

"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."

by iactuallydidthis April 28, 2010

crusty pustule

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.

Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010