by Fappinplatypus December 28, 2016
one who listens to of mice and men wears dark eye shadow, has very pale skin and dyes their hair at least once a month. they find men who have children attractive and find bats cute
by canadian_wizard February 09, 2015
When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.
"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "
"That bitch."
"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."
"That bitch."
"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."
by iactuallydidthis April 28, 2010
A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.
Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.
by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010
The act of taking an ugly hooker in a small bathroom stall, getting a blow job and sealing the deal with doggy style over the toilet. The crusty (dirty) part come into play when your guilt ridden friend comes back into the bar and admits how dirty he feels.
Friend: Where's the Dutchman?
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!
by J1281 February 09, 2012
That girl is a crusty skankasaurus.
by A-RodJSU April 28, 2006
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