criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006

Vomit Carousel

When you're badly hungover and you can feel your stomach churning and churning at variable speeds, and you know that eventually you're just gonna projectile vom all over the place.

"How're you feeling after last night pal?"
"Eurgh, not good. I thought i might be feeling better because the vomit carousel stopped for a while, but it's just hit full speed again"

by Lola Ramone January 25, 2013

conversation carousel

When you are talking to someone very drunk or a group of drunk people and they start repeating things over and over again

As Mike asked the same question for the 3rd time and was met with the same answers, I asked what is thus a fucking conversation carousel?

by Louskilou November 20, 2015

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

charlie carousell

When your mad hoe starts riding you hella fast that it starts melting time and space and she starts to spin on your dick like a collapsing neutron star

Damn ...brotha my bitch waz spinin in circles on ma staff

That's called a Charlie carousell

by Ethan definition April 7, 2017

mr clouse

A guy who has a genital problem which can cause itching of the penis.

There goes mr clouse again.

I counted 18 times for me clouse.

by Evareathu May 29, 2018

ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.

Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.

by SpikeSan October 5, 2018