Crushing someone

When someone (most likely a female) want you to physically destroy them with your hands sexually because they are attracted to you.

crushing someone “wow i really want kyle to crush me with his hands”

by drandadote January 22, 2019

i'm coughing

A term that is used for when someone is laughing so hard they begin to cough and sometimes the term can also be used to exaggerate the humor of such a joke / situation.

Jenna: Did you hear what Brad said last night, Jessica?

Jessica: No, what did Brad say?

Jenna: Brad was telling me about the time of when he got robbed by a Girlscout.

Jessica: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M COUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Daey August 3, 2016

crunching

to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.

brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.

by crunch hater 45 July 7, 2009

Crushing Tin

slang for drinking beer

Matt is "crushing tins." Short version, Matt is crushing.

by AlbanianCocksman December 24, 2008

Crushing the book

Using facebook in any way shape or form

When someone is distracted by their lap top or phone you ask them if they are "crushing the book"? Because people tend to become less connected to those around them when they are running all over facebook.

by hopk5784 December 20, 2010

Crouchiemon

Used to describe someone/something that is so unmistakably filthy, dirty but at the same time out and out hilarious.
Often in the company of other mad creatures which tend to urinate on one another.

That guy was so crouchiemon

by Tullymon January 28, 2011

cotching

The action of getting zero points in 12 or 15 rounds of Counter-Strike.

A person cotching can be known as a "Cotch", "Elf" or "Blink"

They are also commonly know as being a "Slay0r"

LOL at Blink cotching on de_contra

by MrPorkey December 9, 2008