crotch monkey

A person who overhears others making plans and invites themselves along.

Jim: Hey Bob, let's go to Chotchky's for lunch.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.

by Joe from Idaho April 15, 2006

Crotchless bikini

A bikini worn on some beaches and where a woman wants to show what a prime pussy she's got.

Look at Kathy in that crotchless bikini.

by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009

crotch spiders

The pubic hair that sneaks out of a bikini bottom.

Man look at the crotch spiders on her. Impressive.

by huskerbob November 4, 2015

Crotchling

One who, more often then not, is expelled from the crotch. Useally a baby. Often can be used to refer to anybody under the accuser's age.

Everybody there was a crotchling of sorts.

by Alt F Four April 28, 2006

crotchdog

"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.

The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.

by Blue Jack March 29, 2009

Crotch Quarter

A quarter that you put between your crotch before you give it to someone.

Joe: Hey Mike! Can I borrow a quarter?

Mike: Sure, just give me a moment... (pretends to get quarter out of his pocket) Here you go!

Joe: Thanks! (walks away)

(You vaguely hear Joe say the quarter smells funny)

You: Do you think he'll find out that he got a Crotch Quarter?

Mike: Hell no! (laughs)

by Ninja Chinchilla January 26, 2011

Ham Crotch

Think about 3 week old ham... now apply that smell to a woman's pooty and BAM! Ham Crotch!

Damn girl! You need to wash yo'self...you got a serious case of the Ham Crotch!

by AvBe May 29, 2009