Chicken Choker

The larva of the tiger beetle; burrows itself into the ground up to one meter to catch hapless passersby that fall in; is an ugly son of a bitch.

Endless entertainment can be had when pushing sticks and small pebbles into these holes. The foreign debris is then heaved up and out of the hole. Then, since they have very small brains and thus very poor memory, when you cover their hole again the same shenanigans will ensue.

They are also very hard to catch. I managed to catch only three (3) for my chicken choker necklace. (Lolz!)

Mark runs a chicken choker farm for specimens to put in his gumbo.

by You take the pain away oh Mr. Benny Gray September 13, 2007

croaker sack

A large, cloth bag used for holding croakers after you have caught them. You can carry the croakers home in the sack without being under the watchful eye of the game warden.

Paul lost his knapsack, so he carries his school books in a croaker sack.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

PCP-cooker

Synthesizer of PCP for profit

He was the biggest PCP cooker in the Central Valley

by cornholio October 16, 2003

betty crocker

methamphetamine cook - generally a homeless, white male who saw someone make meth once or got a "recipe" for it while in county jail. A betty crocker has an inflated sense of importance and will try to represent possessing a special knowledge of chemicals and reactions even though they flunked 9th grade science. Betty Crocker's "kitchen" items (a hot plate, some rubber tubing, a couple of beer bottles and maybe a Pyrex dish stolen from the last place he stayed) usually fits in his/her backpack or the trunk of their most affluent customer's car. A Betty Crocker generally produces small quantities of a wet, off-white, granular substance that smells like Coleman Fuel or nail polish remover. Of course, he has to have someone else steal all the ingredients for his recipe, and can only "cook" between 2 and 6 in the morning. By the time "Betty" "kicks down" some "product" to all the people who have contributed rides, materials or a place to cook, he generally has less than a gram of dope left. Betty generally has the actual residents where he is cooking go purchase some real meth for him from the nearest authorized cartel frachise. This is necessary to keep him awake long enough to make another batch to get the gas/probation/court/etc money he needs to be able to leave. The Betty Crocker generally only cooks between 2 and 6 AM or when your landlord is due. Betty is generally a prick who believes he can do anything and should be treated like tweaker royalty.

A betty crocker used my bathroom to cook a batch, so I had to wash the walls down with baking soda. Fuckin' betty crockers!

by kindeltopian April 16, 2006

Cooker

Australian slang for anyone who questions the government narrative. They may also be called anti-vaxxers or conspiracy theorists. They also oppose mask mandates, lockdowns and state/international border closures.

Can often be identified for posting misinformation on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Advising fellow Australians to "do your own research" as well as protesting against their tyrannical government mandates. Often votes for Liberal Democrats, One Nation, or United Australia Party, but not always.

Derives from the word "cooked", which is more colloquially known as "fucked".

"Just another bat shit cooker"

by koro75 October 16, 2022

Betty Crocker

When a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, shit looks caked on.

"Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"

by Brothason May 18, 2010

solar cooker

Reflective disks that use the sun’s heat to cook food or other such items.

Look up Solar cooker on the internet.

by Benjamin Nieuwsma February 23, 2005