comitted

Comitting is when you have a coughing fit so violent you involuntarily vomit.

Dude, I was driving to work and I comitted in my lap.

by TheBeagleRoger November 3, 2013

colitas

made up word from the eagles, can mean either happiness or even contentness

I feel such colitas around me

by george September 24, 2004

Coitus Interuptus

When something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male's genitalia go limp, thus ending the sexual act.

Jimmy: Ugh, something stinks!
Jaunita: Oh, sorry.
Jimmy: Damnit this shitty situation is coitus interuptus.

by Jivesy McGee December 14, 2010

colitas

beauty, happiness, comfort

i can feel colitas in the air, the sweet smell of colitas

by george September 24, 2004

Coxster

Older-aged men unable to afford a true exotic, buying into the Sub-$10,000 Porsche Boxster.

Often divorced and trying to have stable relationships, this great insecurity causes delusion. They will tell you their Boxster is a Carrera GT.

Honey, why is the man next to us staring?

He's a Coxster, he thinks you're impressed with his dropped top and 0-60 time slower than a Hyundai Genesis.

by JP430 September 1, 2013

coxidox

an enigma, wrapped in an oximoron, surrounded by a paradox. also the future best band in the world (whenever they decide to start it)

"hey man deluca is a coxidox"
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kid one- did u hear that sick band the coxidoxs?
kid two- no bro cus they havent been started yet.
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by MikeyC1429 December 14, 2008

COFIT

Acronym (pronounced "cough-it") for COF ("Crusty Old Fart") In Training: a man in late middle age who does not yet possess all the attributes of a crusty old fart but is working to acquire those attributes still lacking and to develop those that are present in rudimentary or attenuated form.

Attributes of a fully mature COF include, but are not limited to: high-pitched, reedy voice; double-knit Sans-A-Belt slacks; possession of a sidecar-equipped motorcycle; intolerance of any music recorded since 1980; sufficient age to qualify for the Senior Discount at movie theatres and other venues.

A COFIT will possess some of these traits, or will possess all of them in an attenuated form.

"Bill can't be a COF, he's still paying full pop for movie tickets. That would make him a COFIT."

by Crusty Old Bill February 6, 2010