Cousin It

Pulling a girls hair over her face to cover up an oddly shaped head/face or to obscure an unattractive girl's face.

John- I had to cousin it Amy
Rick- Well yeah she has a fucked up head with a great body, only thing you can do

by mr. bitches 3.0 May 15, 2011

kissing cousin

A "kissing cousin" is any cousin that is not a first cousin. In most places in the world, first cousins may not have sex and have babies. But, in most cultures second cousins, and higher can have sex and babies. Degree of cousinship is determined by how many generations the shared ancestor is removed from the individual closest to the generation of the shared ancestor.

If we share the same grandparent we are first cousins, and therefore should avoid physical encounters with each other which might lead to sex. First cousins are NOT "kissing cousins." If we share the same great grandparent we are second cousins and are therefore able to kiss and do whatever we want, including having sex, and have babies together.

by Fredric Roe September 5, 2008

Cousister

cou-sis-ter

-noun

Female to female first cousins that are so close they are also like sisters.

My cousister and I share underwear, because we're that close.

by monk86 October 7, 2010

Cousin Fucker

Most often, a Cousin Fucker is a male who thinks they are god, owns a rebel flag, talks with a southern accent, either chew tobacco or drink alcohol from a very young age, use improper language, who hate any other race other than the whites, and there political stance is highly effected by their white supremacist parents and Facebook.

" Billy, I may be gay, but at least i'm not an inbred Cousin Fucker!"

by Mr.BigWang March 28, 2019

Jacques Cousteau

The act of muff diving. Named after the famous diver, Jacques Cousteau.

I went all Jacques Cousteau on her when we hooked up last night.

by ktrain11 November 14, 2009

SHOCK Cousteau

Guy is doing a girl in a pool while standing up in the shallow end, she's facing him with her legs wrapped around him. The guy starts to whistle the National Geographic themesong. Then the guy rams both thumbs into her mouth and forces her mouth open as wide as possible while grabbing her face with his palms. As she tries to recoil, he pulls out his wang and blow his load in the water giving the appearance of a white jellyfish swimming innocently. He then takes her face, as he still has a firm grasp, and forces her face into the water to engulf the white jellyfish. He then finishes whistling the National Geographic theme, if he can stop laughing long enough.

I was banging the ho in the pool and she told me it was the way her old boyfriend did it. So I got pissed and gave her the SHOCK Cousteau. I thought that beotch was gonna drown. It was f*ckin hilarious!........That Bitch!

by feelingvindicated September 1, 2011

first cousin

Your uncle/aunts first child

Hey I'm closer to her than u that's my first cousin

by Slay sway December 26, 2016