Brett Cooper

The only hope for gen z

Person 1: Brett Cooper is the only hope for gen z
Person 2: Fr

by h_moment_1205 July 29, 2023

Cooper Bomb

v. and n. -When you hook-up with a girl , but never speak to her again, ever provide closure in the "relationship", and avoid her at all costs.

Dude, that guy is a dick, he cooper bombed that girl and she was crying like crazy the next day.

My friend can't get any girls anymore because he cooper bombed the last one he dated and now he has a bad reputation as a douch.

Ryan Cooper cooper bombs all the girls because he is a pimp.

by krazemon February 9, 2009

Alice Cooper

Shock rocker. Inspired Manson. Is so badass Chuck Norris checks his closet for him.

The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Alice Cooper.

by Save_UsMMIV February 25, 2009

Cooper Jennings

A stupid idiot that says stupid idiot things.
You know who you are when you are a Cooper Jennings....a stupid idiot.

Person A: Isn't a quinceañera a jewish holiday?

Person B: Are you a stupid idiot?

Person C: He's definitly a Cooper Jennings

by fightingmessiah September 29, 2011

Cooper Goggles

Possibly the first noticeable side-effect of attending the cooper union. Like beer goggles, cooper goggles impair your sense of judgement especially in dealing with the attractiveness of a potential mate.

"well now that i've got my cooper goggles on, the world seems infinitely more attractive"

"before cooper i would have never even dared to touch someone that ugly. yesterday i fucked him."

by sosucky April 10, 2010

cooper and sarah

The power couple. Some say their love is destined for movie screens, best selling novels, and beyond. Cutest couple and perfect for each other. Best friends and so compatible.

"Who are they?"

"Oh that's Cooper and Sarah!"

"They look so happy together"

"They are!"

by Nooneknowshehe July 27, 2014

cooper wilke

a male with an inverted micro penis, usually a microscope is needed to see it

he had a cooper wilke, his penis was so small!

by Erik Nowak June 24, 2018