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Dane Cook

a celebrity, mostly despised, with a mostly juvenile fan base and doomed to have his fame move down an endless slide into irrelevance as he grows older.

Also, a celebrity who's fame will quickly die after his prime and thus become a sad, punch-line version of himself.
Dude, I saw Andrew Dice Clay last night. It was so sad. He's almost as bad now as Dane Cook.
by sketto July 29, 2012
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A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.
guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
by 90% Airzooka August 23, 2007
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Chooky

The art of leaving a social event in the midst of fun and games, and be dragged home by the testicles that your girlfriend has a firm grip of, then to say you shall be back in 1 hour precisely, only to never turn up at all.
"To do a chooky"

Chooky - "Back in an hour guys"
1 hour later...

Azmoden - "Where the f#$k is chooky?"
by sid January 14, 2004
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Cook

Verb: To engage in producting a form of methamphetamine (see Meth.)
Tweaker 1: Hey man, we're out of dope!

Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
by Mr. Sage May 6, 2006
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hot dog cookers

Hot dog cookers are metal stick figures in the shape of a man with an extra appendage between his legs. Chefs use the extra appendage to scewer hot dogs (other tubed meat is also exceptable) and then places the entire apperatuce on a Bar-be-que or grill. Processed meats will then cook by the heat from the grill and the heat also cooks the meat inside out due to the impaledness of the hot dog cooker apperatice. The entire ordeal makes a delecious hot dog as it is cooked inside and out and also serves as a hilarious party gag due to the falice like resemblence of a metal stick figure with a flesh like boner
Sean used a hot dog cooker at the last gay frat party he attended.

"HOT DOG COOKERS!"
by Philthy Rich September 15, 2008
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David Cook

David Cook is the winner of american idol season 7, is very sexy, talented and amazing. He's very lovable, and a huge word nerd.
David Cook....:)
by DavidCookDefiner August 21, 2008
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