vag commander

someones who is a certified pussy fucker

do you know who i am who's i be....... vag commander this

i run pussy they call me the vag commander

by shyne110 May 5, 2017

Pull a Conan

The act of hurting oneself while performing a stunt on a late night show. Comes from the october, 2009 incident where Conan O'brien fell hitting the back of his head as he was performing a skit with guest Terri Hatcher. A few days later, Jay Leno Pulled a Conan by banging his head during the taping of a show. He did say, however, that he would've rather Pulled a Letterman.

Dude, I didn't notice that banana peel, totally Pulled a Conan.

Pimp: What's wrong with your head?
Hooker: Pulled a Conan last night after that chinese trick!

Watch out for that banana peel, I don't want you a Pull a Conan.

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009

DJ x Commander

A ship between the DJ and Commander from Tower Defense Simulator (A.k.a. TDS). Admit it, if you know this ship you have definitely seen the Maidboy Commander and DJ and thought they were hot.

“Hey do you ship DJ x Commander?”
“Hell yeah, Gay LEGO.”

by Kasodus69420 February 1, 2021

Commando

When a guy is not wearing any underwear. This is done by Marines or Soldiers during forced marches or "humps" to cut down on shaffing. Must be done in conjunction with a liberal amount of Gold Bond or baby powder.

My girlfriend thinks it's hot when I go commando. She doesn't know that I do it because I am to lazy to do laundry.

by BooyahUSMC June 2, 2006

Canman

Derogatory term for lazy, ignorant or all-together unintelligent Indians. Does not apply to all Indians, just individuals with the aforementioned attributes. In theory, anybody can be a Canman, the only true prerequisite is ignorance.

Factory Worker one: Hey Dave, a Canman stole my job today. The stupid bastard worked for half my salary.

Factory Worker two: Wow, that sucks. How's Marge gonna take it?

Factory Worker one: Not well, she loves their movies.

by George Snorewell October 1, 2012

Clit Commander

A title given to only the highest vaginal oral stimulaters in the world. Original proclaimed by Jason Mews(Jay & Silent Bob...Snoogans), this title is only for those who are experts in giving a woman ultimate oral pleasure and satisfaction....Snoochie Boochies?

The Clit Commaders Creed: "I am the Master of the Clit. You see this fuckin' face? When you see this fuckin' face you know that I rule that shit. I make that shit work. No one rules the clit like me...Not this little fuck, None of you little fucks...I am the CLIT COMMANDER!"

by symbiote October 13, 2006

Conan Withdrawal

The result of having to wait until September to see Conan O'Brien on television.

I am suffering from a bad case of Conan withdrawal.

by Conan Supporter February 7, 2010