conglomerate

A wad of toilet paper loosely held together by freshly ejaculated semen.

The global media conglomerate, News Corp.

by SGT_R_LEE January 6, 2005

Condy

Slang for condom. Possibly said while drunk, but mostly said just because you can.

My friend Lil Masty needs a condy every saturday night.

by K. Mhettos October 23, 2004

coney dog

pooping of a girls chest and the tit humping her in the breast area.

Josh and his mom

by Ryan Smith April 15, 2003

conga

A term used in reference to a joke revolving around two travelers that enter a forbidden realm in Africa. The price for entering the forbidden realm is CONGA, an alternative to death by the african natives.

The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard.

The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA.

"VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!"

And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning.

"CONGA!!!"

"What the hell you are you talking about, asshat? Cut that shit out."

"...CONGA!!!"

by Mark Crutchley August 25, 2005

Chongy

The after effects of smoking pot. To be happy, high and mellow.

I want to get chongy with you. Kim's a little chongy.

greezy beef

by Kimber Vortex April 20, 2012

momma-conga

the fourth degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, momma-conga is the worst, and is saved for the truly reprehensible specimens.

"You're plumbing the depths tonight, Matt. That bird is a momma-conga!"
"I know. I'me desperate."

by SusieQ October 31, 2006

Coggy

kog-ee
plural form: Coggies

1) Someone whose main concern is fitting in and/or accepts social constructs without question, letting society form them passively.

2) Faceless, corporate workers.

Anish'malad: That douche stopped talking to me when I got this Mohawk. I guess I'm 'too weird' for him now.
Sam: Lame, what a coggy.

Francine: Wow, look at all those coggies! Are there auditions for a clothing commercial close by?
Jeremiah: I don't think so - just a bunch of clone-tards.

-----------------

Worker: I hate this job! It makes me feel like such a coggy.
Boss: Get a haircut, wear a collar, and shave twice a day or we'll fire you.

by Ayon August 12, 2007