a confused penis

dick that so small it looks like virgina with balls

dang,my man has a confused penis, its cute

by ANOUREXKICKPANDA January 14, 2017

Pickleball Confess

When you reply all to the wrong text thread and talk mess about the very thread you’ve replied all to. You must confess your error on the pickleball court.

Bro, you sent that to US! You gotta pickleball confess tomorrow.

by JoeMazing January 18, 2019

national confess to your crush day

april 24 is national confess to your crush day! go out there and get em!

person 1: i think i might go talk to her bro!
person 2: thats great man! why all of a sudden?
person 1: dude, its april 24! national confess to your crush day!

by schlatticus supreme April 23, 2020

Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.

My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!

by THOBRO August 19, 2013

Dashboard Confessional

verb describe a musician who gives himself a band name despite clearly being a solo act.

"So, what's this Nine Inch Nails band all about?"
"See, it's this guy Trent Reznor..."
"Wait, it's just one guy?"
"Yeah."
"He dashboard confessionaled? What a lame-o. I hate him already."

by cegriffin June 20, 2005

The Taxi-Cab Confession

When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"

"Me and Monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!"

by EJG1234 April 7, 2009

Confession

A confession is a way to admit something, make known something, repent, and every other term one might use. If I were asked what it meant to me, it would be something that takes a massive amount of courage. It is something that you let out of your chest. So if you ever come across this...

There are words that I can’t tell you, and I am sorry for being incapable of telling them. I want to tell you about the lingering thoughts that wrap me at night, how some shatter me to pieces and how some make me realize how much I like you. There are a lot of things I want to forget, there are a lot of moments that I wish I could change… but you were never one of them. I want to tell you about my happiest days and I want to tell you about the days when I was torn. I want to tell you that it’s you that I write those songs about, and yet, they are too obvious. I want to scream my feelings for you… but I cannot risk this. I cannot risk what we have. I simply can’t build up the courage to tell you. I want to apologize for making you doubt yourself, it was never my intention. If I have to repeatedly remind you of how you will always be worth it, I would, because you are. I want you to know that you have never done anything to hurt me or make me feel unwanted. I never wanted to send this letter, I swore to myself I’d wait until it fades. Seeing you happy makes my heart melt, and after all the tears that I shed, I’m glad to have witnessed it all. I’m glad that I got to know you. Wherever this leads us, I want you to know that you truly are a remarkable person. Don’t be too hard on yourself in the long run, I see a bright future ahead of you. Please learn to forgive yourself and never bottle up your emotions for our sake. In this confession, I confess: I love you, Yellow.

by vivi.trvly May 20, 2022