A near perfect game in the toilet arena. A confidence poo is where one is so confident that the poo they have just created does not even need a single wipe with toilet paper that one simply stands up and pulls their pants back on.
a: "Man that was a quick toilet trip, I thought you said you went number 2?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"
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When you are so cocained that you cant event think about what you are even trying to think about, and have to assess your thoughts before your mouth even contemplates exhaling them.
"Conflusticated" when your asking Trig to phone for more and he stares at the screen of the phone for 5 minutes then decides to text message them as he knows his words/thoughts wont actually come out.
or when your trying to have a "flat out" conversation with a person/persons and their responce is just a look of shere confusion and quietness.
or when your trying to have a "flat out" conversation with a person/persons and their responce is just a look of shere confusion and quietness.
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Get the Confidinsecure mug.When you don’t know if you love someone or not. You think you do, but aren’t sure. You might think of them in a certain way alone but once you are with them you don’t feel that way. You think your in love, but really aren’t.
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An untidy and messy thinking style, inconclusive in thinking and operating. Perhaps an Italianism from confusionario
Synonyms: bunglingly
An untidy and messy thinking style, inconclusive in thinking and operating. Perhaps an Italianism from confusionario
Synonyms: bunglingly
If you pic sing, your tee will rock. Instagram may be confusionary; tees are redundant, so be spicy like Nando’s chicken bro. {as in bit.ly/mediumtishrtlondon, tishrt.com}
Your IG profile account is very confusionary. Too many styles, too many filters, it seems nothing relates to each other.
Your IG profile account is very confusionary. Too many styles, too many filters, it seems nothing relates to each other.
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