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Comfortable

Welp...
Hym "Looks to me like you accidentally had your best friend killed because you thought the jig was up in regards to your retard sex-cult you were running on the island over there and that THIS was the impetus for that and not to cover THAT up you need to have THIS is up. So I don't really care if a pedophile wants me to be comfortable or not. What is with all these retarded pedophiles aligning against me? First Noah. Who is, om fact, a retarded pedophile. Then REE-lon. Who might not be a pedophile but we know for sure that his friend Sam Altman was accused by his sister of molesting his sister. Now we got Trump in on it and it seems like him and Epstein were running a retard sex cult. And HE KNOWS HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2025
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dirty comfort

Someone that look inside your gut & fish out all you have inside, don’t even try to hide it, he’ll take a spatula to fish out all that lies beneath.
‘ I was chilling & napping by the pool, when I woke up, Dirty Comfort already took out my gut & handed it over to me😱’
by Comfabulous November 15, 2020
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Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.
Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.
by BobBoxx November 20, 2022
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Comfortably numb

Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
I have become comfortably numb
by Pinkfloydfan56 March 13, 2024
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comfort flirting

when you flirt by comforting someone.
person a: * sad*
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting
by Ardeat August 6, 2022
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Comfort Zoner Bimbo

Any man or woman living High & Fat in the Comfort Zone of any Country's 1% Totally and Conveniently Un-Aware how people outside the Moat.. Live, Survive or Simply Exist.
Don't waste your time explaining how things are Outside the Moat to a Comfort Zoner Bimbo. They have been Sheltered and Convinced that only their Wants and Needs matter.
by WRivers November 5, 2019
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Southern Comfort

A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort
Southern Comfort is always good with some good ball torture and drinking whiskey
by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020
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