Crack Comfort

Comfort characters that are either from fandoms that you’re not in, or from media with small or nonexistent fanbases.
I’ve never played animal crossing, but for some reason Tom Nook is a crack comfort for me. He just makes me happy when I see him
by NotroLPS March 07, 2022
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slum comfort

Laying around in your old possibly dirty cloths and not carrying because you are at the peak of comfort
Man look at Stephen he is in nirvana with his slum comfort
by Mrbeanman October 22, 2017
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Zero: Katon Housenka No Justu Has Everyone Living Comfortable
by AUDITORIUMU February 17, 2025
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Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get
Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...
by AstralSync October 29, 2023
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Comfort excuse

Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities
She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.

Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term
by Miktionary January 07, 2024
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"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."
Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).
by QuacksO February 01, 2023
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Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.
I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.
by Acerpacer May 07, 2015
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