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Colorado Bulldog

Vodka and Ensure.

Popular with Medical Interns, College Students, wanna-be-skinny-girls, and other busy people who combine food and "Drink" in a single, easy to consume beverage.
Doctor: "Would you like to hit the cafeteria for something to eat after work"
Resident: "No thanks, I' m beat, I am just going to go home have a Colorado Bulldog and hit the sack..."
by Dr. Jett Rink October 16, 2010
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Face coverage

When a Facebook newsfeed is filled with enough status updates referring to the same event that attendance is not vital.
Unfortunately, I couldn't make it to the game, but I followed the face coverage, so it was like I was practically there.
by Mackdevil December 4, 2010
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Colorado Chocolate Blizzard

The act of pooping in a girls mouth then sticking your dick in her poo-filled mouth, grabbing her by her ears or hair and shaking her head in circular motions. As seen when making a Blizzard.
Jenny had to go to the dentist after Julio gave her a Colorado Chocolate Blizzard.
by adam the first March 9, 2008
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Coleman

The act of unsuccessfully drying out a freshly rolled marijuana cigarette, often resulting in burning the "joint" clearly in half before realizing what's happening.

The word originated in the notorious Mount Carmel district of Hamden Connecticut.

To Coleman
Colemann(ing)
Colemann(ed)
Dude, easy on the light your about to Coleman your jay.

Hey bro it looks like you almost Colemanned your spliff.

Thats our last paper, don't coleman it.
by Soluz January 2, 2010
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Boulder, Colorado

A small city with a large university and is dope as fuck. People make fun of it as a hippie town, but seem to have no trouble coming to take part in 420. If you don't know what 420 is, then I suggest you come to Norlin Quad next year. It is an annual stoner-fest that will make you fall in love with this wonderful city.
It is also home to kick ass parties every day of the week, and is inhabited by not only extreme liberals, but californians that rely on trust funds. There's also those people who wish they either went to the University of Colorado or lived in Boulder, so they traverse there as much as possible. Those people are sad.

The only schools that really compete with CU academically are DU and Mines, and CSU in certain aspects. (By the way, it really sucks to be a CSU Ram because CU kicks their ass in football just about every year. Their school colors are also, like, dark green and gold or something. Ew. Oh and the minimum freshman GPA to be accepted there is a 3.3, and CU is 3.5 and above. So CSU is really just a continuation of high school. Gross.)
Anyway, that's not the point.

The point is, Boulder, Colorado is largely associated with the University of Colorado, and hippies. If you have ever lived in Boulder for over 3 months, you will realize you live in what is considered the "Boulder Bubble." If this is the case, get the fuck out for a couple days. The warning sign(s) for this would be: Shopping at Whole Foods, going on Pearl Street to receive your daily bit of news, talking to those Greenpeace people, and sleeping at Chatauqua. If you experience any of these, GET THE FUCK OUT, then come back to some insane, drunken parties. But please do us all a favor: if you're over 25, please don't come to the parties on the Hill. It reflects poorly on you, and we really don't want to have to deal with old people.

Oh, and Noodles and Company, Cliff Bars, 3OH!3 and IZZE's were invented here. Just fyi.
Person 1 (on the front lawn of CU in the daylight while cops walk by): Do you have any purple kush?
Person 2: Do you even have to ask?

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Person 1: So, who do you think will win this year?
Person 2: Well, considering CSU lost last year, the year before that, the year before that... the year before that....
Person 1: Whatta bunch of douche bags. Good call.

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Person 1: Let's go to Breck after class.
Person 2: Shiiit yessss. I'll grab the Hazed and Infused. Thank god we live in Boulder, Colorado.
by BlondeBabeeeee June 3, 2009
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out kicked his coverage

Dating or marrying a woman that you can't possibly satisfy, thereby assuring she will be back on the market in a short period of time.
Bill: Dude, is that Gary's wife?

Tom: Yeah, she's really hot isn't she?

Bill: Hell yeah, he really out kicked his coverage on that one.
by Webbsters January 5, 2009
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Colorado-Out

A typical characteristic of native Coloradan when making plans or appointments then bailing with no phone call at the last minute. Or they will make the plans or ask you to do something then you will never hear from them.
Scott says, "Hey lets get together and play some video games after work. I am going to go home and clean up then I will give you a call." After waiting around half the night I realized he pulled a Colorado-Out.
by SoonerCat009 May 13, 2010
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