cocker spaniel

small dick

we are on the never ending quest for Aarons cocker spaniel!

by Sarah December 9, 2002

Cocklet

Black mans dick

Man that whore really likes his cocklet.

by Ace Beskor December 18, 2008

cocker

A type of cat who is weight challenged and who is black and white.

That cat on the ground is such a cocker that it can't even jump up on the fence.

by Jaclyn July 2, 2004

lester the molester cockerstuf

A urban dictionary bitch who in real life would never say that too said person face but instead post it on here.

Yeah I was on Facebook and someone had a fake account and talked shit about me he would never say it too my face yeah he's such a lester the molester cockerstuf.

by You're better September 29, 2017

cockle

one who indulges in bdsm cartoon fairy porn, loves 15 year olds, and would make a shitty lawyer.

'Cockle is hot tee hee' -JT

by g January 21, 2005

Cocker

A Cocker is someone who is being an asshole, a jerk, a douchebag, or basically a d**k. This can be used an insult towards someone, or you can use it to confuse someone who is insulting you. You can also use this to insult someone, but if they don't know the insult you can do it possibly in front of them, and they may have no idea what a cocker is.

"God, you're such a douchebag, man."
"Actually, I'm a Cocker."
"What? What's a Cocker?"
"Me. And you're the imbecile."

(In front of person, talking to a friend) "My god, he is such a Cocker."
(He thinks to himself) A cocker? Hmm...I wonder what it could mean...

by Nepeta Zahhak July 7, 2015

cackler

Similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" the cackler involves the act of anal intercourse, leading to excavation of feces via the penis, which is then applied on to the uppper lip in the form of a Hitler style mustache.

Yo dawg, ya know that bitch I fucked at the party last night?...I totally gave that skank the cackler!

by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011