A man than manages to block his own cock from getting action as a result of being repulsive and/or having no game.
by CSB Fern February 21, 2012
Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?
Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?
Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block
Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?
Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
When you send a dick pic to someone to assert dominance, then block them, to further assert dominance
Friend: that girl I've been talking to has been a real bitch lately.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.
by KansaiDorito October 17, 2020
by linkø January 31, 2020
"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"
by hicksandhudson September 16, 2014
Phil has had the most girlfriends and the most financial independence amongst his peers. Clearly he is cock of the block.
by somedude8000 October 09, 2010
"Bro, I need you to cock my block tonight"
"I'm gonna help you cock your block tonight, dude!"
"Let's cock those blocks at the party tonight!"
"I'm gonna help you cock your block tonight, dude!"
"Let's cock those blocks at the party tonight!"
by TheBlockerofAllTheCocks September 13, 2019