ClusterFucked

When You’re In A Box With Too Many Thoughts

I was sitting in the bathroom, ClusterFucked.

by McGregor McGee June 1, 2018

clusterfuckaluffuggus

Clusterfuckaluffuggus’s are unclarified moments of mental confusion, whether self-induced or by telepathic provocation.

He sat blank eyed and blushing with confusion-transforming-rage in a clusterfuckaluffuggus as the vultures scrapped the shredded meat in his dome.

by Treebonics July 6, 2018

Clusterfucked

Too much going on in the mind at one time

I need a moment to myself because I'm feeling a little clusterfucked

by Mamma t October 28, 2019

ClusterFuckery

“President” Donald J. Trump

Non-Americans: “I don’t want to travel to America right now because of all of the ClusterFuckery.”

by BlueWave2020 April 29, 2020

clucterfuck

Having sex with 30 or more chickens within 10 minutes

Damnit my husband has been clucterfucking again

by Kool Duck November 6, 2020

Clusterfuck

The Ontario Government's response to COVID-19

"Hey, did you see the clusterfuck today?"

"Oh God, what did that tubby tyrant do this time"

by dariengordon June 11, 2021

Metastatic Clusterfuck

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.

Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck

by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020