Mexican Hand Clamp

The act of transporting large objects (sheets of wood, mattresses, etc.) on the roof of one's car using only hand strength to retain the cargo.

Mexican Hand Clamp example:
Juan: Yo vato, we need to rent a truck to transport some plywood.
José: No esé, we'll just (Mexican) hand clamp that shit on my 94 Civic and drive reaalll slow.

by Elijah Brown March 8, 2018

we p'chimpin

i understand saying "we pimp chimpin" is oftentimes a mouthful, so to extend an olive branch I'm allowing "we p'chimpin" as a suitable replacement

we p'chimpin up in this bitch

by we p'chimpin May 6, 2020

clamp down

To pursue a female (see def. slosher) generally younger than you in hope of having sexual relations.

clamp down - "Wallis clamp down on that slosher"

by Bosh Hendo June 4, 2010

chimp

a monky an ugly creature often often seen with its banana in its hands

seth looks like a chimp

by the__yeti June 19, 2008

chimpy

person who is a combination of being shabby, dingy, foolish and a dupe. dirty like a chimpanzee and dim-witted like chump.

Jason Dill is a perfect example of a chimpy person.

by hightimesRgoodtimes February 28, 2004

Connecticut Chimp

Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.

I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.

by WhiskeyRockARoller March 13, 2009

Chimpan-A

A ginger Gibbon, so severely retarded as to be an entire alphabet behind the considerably more intelligent Chimpanzee monkey.

"Look, it's a Chimpan-A. Hi Terry, how's your brain today?"

"oook oook I really like Bob Dylan"

by Captain bumface the turd March 28, 2007