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Hozayin Clause

The Hoyazin Clause is a clause/rule in online communities, originating on the popular social app "Discord".

The original clause states: "Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation." Later versions of the clause will typically include a spell check to the word "explicity", correcting it to "explicitly".

Historical context: Ex-owner roygbiv#7628 from the blåhaj Discord (discord.gg/blahaj) banned user Hozayin#7999 for "being shitty" despite not explicitly breaking any rules. This appears to be known as "The Hozayin Clause Incident". From this incident came the full-fledged rule. Interestingly, both the ex-owner roygbiv and user Hozayin are no longer in said Discord server.
User 1: "I heard danielsalt was banned - why's that?"
User 2: "Dunno, he was a bit of a prick though - probably the Hozayin Clause".
by danielsalt September 1, 2021
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state of cluster fuckism

when everything seems to be going right but then it takes a far right turn onto what the hell highway going towards the town of cluster fuck.
me: "dude im totally entering a state of cluster fuckism"
bob: "whys that?"
me: "well you know that job i just got, well it turns out they do drug tests and they found THC so they fired me and to top it off i have rent to pay next week."
bob: "OH shit dude that does suck dick. Wanna grab a beer."
me: "yup."
by mac d. hookah April 27, 2011
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Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck

When all the Gummy Bears in a package are stuck together.

May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.
I only want one Gummy Bear but they are all stuck together. It's a Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck.
by steveo1544 May 28, 2011
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adult santa claus

What god’s real name should be…because after all that’s all god really is.
Yo bro you going on that missionary trip to The Congo to spread the good news?

Nah brah, I don’t do any work for adult Santa Claus.
by Rohan Davies October 20, 2021
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Kicking in back doors like Santa clause

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex
"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"
by Delray87 December 1, 2011
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Cluster Hot

A girl that appears attractive inside of a computer cluster, but when you see meet her in the outside world she becomes less attractive.
That bitch Amy was fucking fine ass when the glow of the computer monitor was reflecting off of her glasses, but when I met on the street she fugly as hell. She's cluster hot.
by DTP4L4L March 13, 2009
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Classturbate

When you get a raging erection in class and can't resist.
Taking your boner out of your boxers and moving your thighs side to sidee while yoor penis gets stimulation from the rubbing- classturbate
by classturbator69 September 13, 2012
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