Claire

A cute, funny, and boisterous being sporting a wonderful hinie. The ass master. Many great works of art have stemmed from her gluteus maximums.

OMG did you see that girl? She's asstacular, she must be a Claire.

by babyjesuses4u August 21, 2009

claimsy

Someone who claims they have achieved something, often without a witness to verify the claim. Basically big noting themselves.

Austin was claiming he got barrelled on a wave on the boat back to the island yesterday but no one else saw him make it. He's such a claimer. Yeah good old claimsy at it again.

by shazlick stick October 31, 2013

clairian

A person who instinctively resorts to manipulative tactics as a mean to selfish ends. Also generally lacking in scruples, willing to cheat, lie, and perform evil works and spin them as good.

cody: she wouldnt even talk to me til i bought her more jewelry
bryan: such a freaking clairian

by see page July 7, 2010

Calimacha

Calimacha a mixture of watev you got in the fridge mixed together and cooked down into ...like a stew.

girl: hey ma watcha makin?

Mamma: I dont know just threw together sum vegies before they went bad

girl: looks like sum Calimacha to me!!:D

by Iheartseventeens August 1, 2010

Clairavoidance

The almost supernatural ability to know exactly when
to leave a situation before the trouble starts.

John once again showed his clairavoidance in leaving the party right before the cops showed up.

by ZASpeaks December 3, 2011

caimh

An ancient name of great power, Caimh was the white haired Celtic God of comedy, who could lay waste to an army with well chosen words or a lucky lady with a twinkling smile.

Also legendarily hung like an angry rhino.

Man, that dude thinks he is Caimh but he ain't none of that.

by Factagram July 1, 2014

clairess

v. tr. to lovingly caress, especially someone named Claire

He adored her, spending what seemed hours simply clairessing her as they talked.

by EddieArt August 29, 2017