Clamshamphoree

A large assortment of miscellaneous items.

Bundled together without order.

Women often have a clamshamphoree of shoes.
Rowan had a clamshamphoree of ingredients in her salad.

by FreeStyler1777 August 19, 2008

Clagnol

Clagnol is the crusty poo that gets stuck in your bum hair.

Wow ive got so much CLAGNOL stuck around my dirty shit ring.

by Sam12345643434343433433333333 July 21, 2009

Clamshouter

The description given to a woman who shouts obscenities while you are eating our her clam (puss).

While he was down carpet munching on her clam she let loose with the biggest clam shout that he had ever heard. He didn't realize that he was with a world class Clamshouter.

by NoLuck December 17, 2009

claggal

A word to say after u laugh so that u laugh even more

hahahaha claggal hahahaah

by deadman32111 October 18, 2009

clarshy

Clarshy: adjective I think.

To be classy, yet trashy simultaneously

Jess really misses her boyfriend, so sometimes she Skype showers for him. Thats clarshy.

by Yessirr.. March 4, 2011

clagchin

Performing oral sex on a woman who has lumpy vaginal discharge as a result of poor gynecological hygiene.

I had clagchin after going down on her, eww.

by FuriousSexuality May 10, 2012

clagdreads

Pillars of matted facial hair (either in the beard or moustache) that have been produced as a result of lumpy vaginal discharge being excreted onto the male facial region (or the facial region of a hairy-faced woman) without immediate removal after oral sex.

I should have shaved before I went down on her, she gave me clagdreads.

by FuriousSexuality May 10, 2012