Lynne Cheney

The stupid bitch wife of Dick Cheney. She's the embodiment of hypocrisy. She condemned Eminem's lyrics as "homophobic", yet rejects her own daughter because she is a lesbian.

When Cokie Roberts asksed Lynne Cheney about how she felt when her daughter declared to her that she way gay, Cheney said her daughter never said such a thing.

by David G. S. January 10, 2008

Pull A Cheney

1. to do something gangsta
2. to do something illegal
3. to do something in the name of Tupac

"That Motha Fucka Slapped My Bitch...I'm Gonna Pull A Cheney And Do A Drive-By On His Ass."

by W.J.W February 4, 2007

Dick Cheney

When you're having sex from behind and about to cum, yell bird, and when your partner turns around confused shoot them in the face with your jizz.

I Dick Cheney'ed her right in the eye last night!

by HLOKTY September 30, 2010

cheney

verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying

1) missing something by a country mile

2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer

3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat

4) taking lawyers out of season

5) premature ejaculation

"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"

"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"

"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."

"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"

by SnowyOwl April 9, 2006

Dick Cheney Shot

A money shot where you accidentally blow your load on the other person's face and chest.

2 actors and 1 actress in scene.
Actor #1 blows a load and accidentally squerms on chest and face of actor #2.
Actress #1 says, "Haha! Dick Cheney Shot!"

by Ticonderoga February 28, 2006

cheyne stoking

A pattern of breathing where the respiration rates increase and then decrease followed by increasing periods of not breathing. When a person dies, this is the horrible sound of "last gasps"

I knew he was a gonner when i heard the cheyne stoking of the cunt

by Declan Treanor Monaghan March 30, 2005

Dick Chaney

A dumbass. A loser. A person with bad aim with a gun. Do we need someone this stupid in our government? Come on, he shot a person in the fore head!!!!

George Bush is an asshole, Dick Chaney's what his name implies.

by Sara McKay April 30, 2006