Chinese Fire Alarm

When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into Person 2's ass crack. If done properly Person 1's nose will come out brown.

Person 2: FIRE FIRE
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic

by shmaters gee April 13, 2009

Chinese Water Sacking

When in a pool one jumps over the other completely naked hitting their ball sack against the other persons head or back just like leap frog.

Dude! Hayden and I just played a wicked game of Chinese Water Sacking!

by Gelanedus November 27, 2011

Chinese puppetry

This is the abbreviated term which accuses Democrats of being unduly influenced by the Chinese.

Joe has revived the art of Chinese puppetry!

by I, Wreckerrr May 18, 2021

Chinese Pin Cushion

When an Asian female is getting gangbanged by 3 or more dudes.

Mr. Cho's daughter was a Chinese pin cushion for the football team last night.

by G005E October 11, 2006

Chinese

A term commonly used (even today) by non-Asian people calling other Asians "Chinese".

White boy: "What's up, Chinese?"

Asian boy: "I'm not Chinese, I'm Japanese."

White boy: "Whatever, Same shit!"

Asian boy: "No it's not!"

by BeTe November 26, 2009

Chinese Infantry Dump

Taking a shit which consists of multiple waves.

I was late for class because of that Chinese Infantry Dump.

by NotoriousJJM April 2, 2010

chinese bootleg

Something iliegaly sold from China

This game is a chinese bootleg.

by DatFatWierdoWhoDeletedHisDick October 14, 2015