eating cheetos

to masturbate, works for male or females

I am about to go eat some cheetos.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

Cetoing

The act of wasting 6 hours on something for no apparent reason.

Nick and Bryan went cetoing at the game store for the release of modern Warfare 3.

by NamfarbWehttam November 14, 2011

Cheeto Beard

A dirty food-laden mane of untrimmed hair that grows on the face of the most dedicated male gamer. Usually begins formation after level 100 of world of warcraft, or another analogous stage of gamer life when basic hygiene is no longer a priority. The word can also be used to stereotype a person that looks like said gamer.

"Whoa dude, I been gaming too long, I got a major cheeto beard growing!"
"Hey look at that cheeto beard over there, he's probably really good at video games"

by agentsmyth January 10, 2014

A Chekov

1). Someone who screams way too much (TOS definition)

2.) A young person who is very intelligent (ST:XI definition)

Both definitions are based off of the Star Trek character of Ensign Pavel Chekov, USS Enterprise navigator.

1.) "Didi you see him during that scary movie? He was being such a Chekov. I couldn't hear right the rest of the night.

2.) That kid's a real Chekov. He's got a 4.0 grade in advanced physics.

by WannabeRomulan August 14, 2010

Cheetosis

A state of being in a carbohydrate-induced coma where you and everything around you is covered in orange powder.

Jim is in the throes of cheetosis.

by Keith Y. February 20, 2009

Get some cheetos

A command used to tell an individual to stop cockblocking, especially if that individual does not realize (s)he is being a cockblocker; A code phrase used to excuse oneself from a situation wherein one is cockblocking; Does not actually entail the physical activity of acquiring a bag of cheetos, it is only intended to protect oneself from a cockblock.

Michael, my lady friend and I are going to sit on my bed. Would you go get some cheetos?

by Mrob July 16, 2008

Hot Cheeto girl

It sounds like y’all are describing a black girl from the ghetto. Very disrespectful because now y’all got white tiktokers patting their hands, misspelling words on purpose and wearing headwraps. GET IT TOGETHER!

That hot cheeto girl is loud and obnoxious she’s also a black ghetto girl. specially BLACK she has edges and says “periodt”

by the90saredangerous March 9, 2020