alayna cassell

valerie sepaniks bsf! very funny best person to ft, secretly a simp. has a stupid screen timmy she is really funny and sweet, she is a 7th grade child, and is like the sister ive never had! shes mine though no stealing her. she is beyond perfect. she short and has amazing style, she is shy at first but crazy once you get to know her, her hair, nose, personality, and looks are literally amazing go get yourself a best friend like her! she has a crush on doja cat

alayna cassell is so funny

by valerie.sepanik November 23, 2021

Vincent Cassel

Vincent Cassel is the definition of a Sigma, you think that you're safe, you think that being a police officer is a sustainable job in Paris, but no, just wait until you find out about Vincent Cassel and his beautiful 2 finger mantled, gun.

Bro I just learned about Vincent Cassel, he's a french actor or smt
Omgg! Vincent Cassel?? I heard about his new role in the hit game Valorant!
Yeaaah I wish I was as cool as Vincent Cassel!

by FartingMurderer April 29, 2022

Lazy Cassie

This is when someone poops in a urinal.

Let's hurry up and leave, the toilet was broken and I really needed to shit so I had to pull a Lazy Cassie. At least it was mostly liquid.

by SeñorDingDong November 17, 2023

Sassie Cassie

Smart, strong, and she's seen some shit. Don't try to tell her your trauma bullshit, she's got her own but you'd never know because she doesn't need to talk about it. She's the softest and hardest, sweetest and sassiest lady you're ever going to encounter.

You better have your shit together before Sassie Cassie gets here.

by Tequila queen May 21, 2025

Jordon and cassie

A relationship un like no other. The two love each other like they were born to. They fight like the average couple but always find a way to make things right. They are weird and big dreamers. They pick each others noses and lick each others toes. The best kind of love there is.

Jordon and cassie seen eating a wonder full meal together.

by duckpoop September 20, 2013

Being a Cassie

Embodying the essence of coolness, charisma, and confidence to such a degree that it's almost an art form. Inspired by those named Cassie who seem to have an innate ability to be effortlessly chic, captivating, and trendsetting.

Did you see how she handled that presentation and then rocked the after-party? She's totally being a Cassie tonight!
Why are you so relaxed and stylish all the time? Are you trying the whole "being a Cassie" thing?

by ca127316 October 17, 2023

Old Texas Cassie Goodbye

When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving

I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.

by Lolyougoogledthis December 2, 2024