Doo Carpet

n. male or female pubic hair area after a messy bout of anal sex (aka peanut butter-jelly time)

Damn girl, that was tight, but I think you need to start wiping more thoroughly; you just gave me a doo carpet.

by JO$E Ortiz May 08, 2007

carpet muncher

Munching on some pusssay.

Daaaaaaaaamn you know that carpet muncher Martha ? She was munchin on every bitch at the party AGAIN.

by slapabeezy April 27, 2007

shag carpet

When ass air gets to long, and wiping is as hard as pulling peanut butter out of shag carpet.

I need to shave I have the shag carpet again.

by Big Ray April 03, 2005

Carpet Muncher

The term given to a guy or girl who goes down on a girl who does not shave her crotch.
The term given to oral sex of the unshaved vagina.

Paul: Dude I ate her out and, she hadnt shaved!


Bobby: Aww, carpet muncher.

by imabfresh December 24, 2008

Carpet Burn

where the penis is irritated by a womans pubic hair.

Person 1: Hey bro, you got some rash ointment? my girlfriend gave me a carpet burn last night and she forgot to shave.

by Sebmin June 16, 2018

Carpet Bears

The mystical creatures in your room who steal your stuff when your not looking. Scientifically proven that they are the reason behind the strange occurences when you know exactly that you put something in a specific place but it's not there.

"What the hell, where is my wallet? I knew I put it right here...Damn Carpet Bears!!"

"Dude have you seen my cell phone? I can't find it." "No, the Carpet Bears probably took it."

by Crazyw00 December 01, 2007

Carpet Head

A rab indian who is a straight shiest. They are often found in packs in 7-11's, thrift stores, and dunkin doughnuts.

Clerk: Here is your vanilla ice cone.

Me: I asked for chocolate you Carpet Head.

by Realtalkfromthechi March 07, 2013