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by Angienotfound July 28, 2021

Cafeteria food

Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.

Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.

My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

cafetearia

A lunch-break room where da food is so awful dat you actually cry if you hafta eat there.

Miss Beazley is such a notoriously-awful cook dat Archie and da other students view her mess hall as either a "cafetearia" or a "cafetearya", in dat either they feel like whining 'n' bawling when presented with her crappy culinary creations, or they get watery-eyed from her having used too much onion, pepper, or other chemically-irritating seasoning in said mediocre preparations.

by QuacksO November 9, 2022

saban cafeteria

A poorly organized cafeteria run by people that do not know how to cook food. Unlike most cafeterias, food is only available after preordering it.

The cafeteria on the Saba University campus is a saban cafeteria

by omy_g August 5, 2011

Cafeezie

Cafeezie is the YAY term for a beezie all up on yo dick.

yo bud i got this Cafeezie all up on me last night

by C-rift May 5, 2007

Caféphile

Much like the bibliophile (a lover of books), or audiophile (lover of high quality stereo), a caféphile is a person who dedicates significant amounts of time enjoying and thriving in a café, which may or may not serve coffee.

Ernest Hemingway was a caféphile.

by Estevito December 3, 2009

Cafer

A person who cums over people.

"Dude, stay away from that cafer."

by Dude69696969 May 13, 2005