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Cactus Balls

When a girl gives you a peter panjob so good that your chode hairs stand straight up.
by Billy Handscrotch April 25, 2009
mugGet the Cactus Ballsmug.

shake the cactus

An awesome way to describe urination or masturbation..

Or all the above at the same time
Student: Excuse me sir, but I gotta go shake the cactus
Teacher: OK, be back before the lesson starts

Friend 1: Man, she's so hot, I might just go shake the cactus
Friend 2: YES
by CactusShaker9000 January 12, 2012
mugGet the shake the cactusmug.

Cactus Cowboy

You are such a cactus cowboy Jeff.

Thank you.
mugGet the Cactus Cowboymug.

jamaican cactus

Refers to the herb or mary janes tobaco
Stoner 1: Man this jamaican cactus is the shiznit
Stoner 2: fo shizzle ma nizzle
by herbal harry July 21, 2004
mugGet the jamaican cactusmug.

Cactus dick

a person who has a dry, prickly dick called a "Cactus dick"
After Billy sucked his mums penis and she man creamed and jared down his throught he got his tongue cut up on her cactus dick.
by Obey January 6, 2008
mugGet the Cactus dickmug.

cactus juice

Most awesome juice ever. Drinking it too much is the safest way of getting high. It might be green, but it tastes magestic.
Random person: "OMG HAVE YOU TASTED CACTUS JUICE YET?!"
Other random person: "o_O Umm... No. It sounds aweful."
RP: "YOU GO TO TASTE IT. IT'S MAGICAL!"
by FuckingAnonymous August 7, 2009
mugGet the cactus juicemug.

Flaming cactus

Tom: I challenge you to a battle!
James: I accept on one exception!
Tom: What is that?
James: We must fight with Flaming Catus Style!
Tom: Ok!
James: What are you doing with your clothes still on!?
Tom:THIS IS HOW WE MuST FIGHT! Noooooo!
by Pimpin Teddybear May 13, 2005
mugGet the Flaming cactusmug.

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