by Billy Handscrotch April 25, 2009

Student: Excuse me sir, but I gotta go shake the cactus
Teacher: OK, be back before the lesson starts
Friend 1: Man, she's so hot, I might just go shake the cactus
Friend 2: YES
Teacher: OK, be back before the lesson starts
Friend 1: Man, she's so hot, I might just go shake the cactus
Friend 2: YES
by CactusShaker9000 January 12, 2012

by Someone much smarter than you August 6, 2008

by herbal harry July 21, 2004

After Billy sucked his mums penis and she man creamed and jared down his throught he got his tongue cut up on her cactus dick.
by Obey January 6, 2008

Most awesome juice ever. Drinking it too much is the safest way of getting high. It might be green, but it tastes magestic.
Random person: "OMG HAVE YOU TASTED CACTUS JUICE YET?!"
Other random person: "o_O Umm... No. It sounds aweful."
RP: "YOU GO TO TASTE IT. IT'S MAGICAL!"
Other random person: "o_O Umm... No. It sounds aweful."
RP: "YOU GO TO TASTE IT. IT'S MAGICAL!"
by FuckingAnonymous August 7, 2009

Tom: I challenge you to a battle!
James: I accept on one exception!
Tom: What is that?
James: We must fight with Flaming Catus Style!
Tom: Ok!
James: What are you doing with your clothes still on!?
Tom:THIS IS HOW WE MuST FIGHT! Noooooo!
James: I accept on one exception!
Tom: What is that?
James: We must fight with Flaming Catus Style!
Tom: Ok!
James: What are you doing with your clothes still on!?
Tom:THIS IS HOW WE MuST FIGHT! Noooooo!
by Pimpin Teddybear May 13, 2005
