west australian cactus flange

Freshly shaved vagina in Western Australia

Fuck Sharon's west Australian cactus flange is spikey

by Alf's diner May 17, 2014

Dead holy cactus

A magical object seen in the mika vlogs that when called upon makes a large banging noise which sounds like someone stamping on the ground . There is also a dead holy cactus lord

Mia : dead holy cactus reveal yourself! ..... .... .....

Kate: .....
Mia: ...... *bang*

Mia and Kate : * gasp

by Emkami September 10, 2019

The Angry Cactus

Forcing sexual intercourse on a porcupine.

"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."

by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

Go hug a cactus!

Get lost! Scram! Begone!

"Your phone call wakes me up so you can try to sell me shit I don't need, you can go hug a cactus!"

by Zed Numar September 19, 2021

Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.

Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.

by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023

Cactus

A prickly plant that is fun to drop on people.

Ow, that cactus was dropped on me and now my head hurts.

by Jepotle/Jep March 26, 2009

Cactus Vibes

Any situation that presents a negative or unwanted vibe

Chad: Hey Emily how do you feel about getting dinner tonight

Emily : Fuck off

Chad : Wow your really giving off some cactus vibes

by CACTUSVIBES May 12, 2018