"I want cuddles."
"Can we do some clean cuddles? I haven't showered yet today."
"Okay."
*showers*
*clean cuddling commences*
"Can we do some clean cuddles? I haven't showered yet today."
"Okay."
*showers*
*clean cuddling commences*
by vengefuII June 30, 2016
Get the clean cuddlesmug. A derogatory expression for the cynical act on the part of a politician of visiting the relatives of a recently deceased person in order to express his or her sympathy.
Corpse cuddling is meaningless unless there is a full media continent present to record the visit as a photo and soundbite opportunity that will be broadcast on the evening news.
Ideally the deceased is either a "typical" member of the community or someone in the emergency services e.g. a paramedic who died in unusual circumstances. The objective of corpse cuddling is to win public support for the politician by portraying this person as someone having deep human empathy and who is "in touch" with "ordinary" citizens.
Also known as shroud waving.
Corpse cuddling is meaningless unless there is a full media continent present to record the visit as a photo and soundbite opportunity that will be broadcast on the evening news.
Ideally the deceased is either a "typical" member of the community or someone in the emergency services e.g. a paramedic who died in unusual circumstances. The objective of corpse cuddling is to win public support for the politician by portraying this person as someone having deep human empathy and who is "in touch" with "ordinary" citizens.
Also known as shroud waving.
In a blatant act of corpse cuddling, embattled Senator Aegis visited the widow and children of Thomas Brown who recently lost his life when the power company mistakenly cut the electricity powering his life support system.
by Trowzerkoff September 9, 2011
Get the corpse cuddlingmug. less than full cuddling. Essentiallly, partial cuddling with no full attention by the cuddler and/or cuddlee. Example: Cuddler is spooning the cuddlee however the cuddler is also checking Facebook, email, youtube videos, surfing the internet while doing so. Cuddlee can be napping, half awake, and also doing cuddle minus as well. LOL
I want to cuddle with you, but I also need to check email cuz I don't have time. Can we do cuddle minus? Cuddle minus is better than no cuddle at all :)
by One eye doc July 11, 2014
Get the cuddle minusmug. by anonymous October 29, 2020
Get the Netflix and Cuddlemug. Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.
by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020
Get the Smudge Cuddlingmug. Jill told him that she just wanted to cuddle when they laid on the couch. But thirty minutes into Silver Linings Playbook they cuddle boned.
by HeyWhatsHisName March 14, 2014
Get the Cuddle Bonemug. by IttyBittyTittyCommitee January 12, 2016
Get the lowkey cuddlingmug.