by kit76 June 17, 2009
Another way of saying "Sh*t"!
It's much more babyish and boffin, but funner to say and isn't illegal in schools.
It was made up by Drayton-Kids from West London.
Yes... Londoners are strange.
It's much more babyish and boffin, but funner to say and isn't illegal in schools.
It was made up by Drayton-Kids from West London.
Yes... Londoners are strange.
by TheSchmexxieDevil January 23, 2009
Noun. Bread crumbs whose natural habitat is your girlfriend's cosy bed, rather than the bread bag, so as to annoy the hell out of the both of you.
Honey, there's something prickling me under the covers. Do you think it's another handful of your famous bed crumbs?
by lady dlytful August 22, 2010
by Farooq Space 2009 December 29, 2007
Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.
After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.
by Bill from Boston April 10, 2017
Crumb blindness is a genetically transmitted condition which expresses itself similarly to haemophillia; both males and females acn be carriers, but it only exhibits itself in males.
Sufferers from crumb blindless are unable to see the mess left in food preparation areas as a result of the hasty assembly of snack foods, especially when this occurs during intervals in televised major sporting events.
The result is a kitchen strewn with torn-open bags and packets, carelessly discarded dirty cutlery, and crumbs everywhere.
When confronted with the "evidence", the sufferer from crumb blindness will profess genuine astonishment, having been completely unaware of the effects of their activity until it is drawn to their attention by their (usually female) partner.
Crumb blindness in females is extremely rare, and the subject of special study; in males, 100% of the population carry the gene, and it is expressed to some extent in over 70% of adult males.
There is no known cure, but single males tend to suffer more than those with long term partners.
Sufferers from crumb blindless are unable to see the mess left in food preparation areas as a result of the hasty assembly of snack foods, especially when this occurs during intervals in televised major sporting events.
The result is a kitchen strewn with torn-open bags and packets, carelessly discarded dirty cutlery, and crumbs everywhere.
When confronted with the "evidence", the sufferer from crumb blindness will profess genuine astonishment, having been completely unaware of the effects of their activity until it is drawn to their attention by their (usually female) partner.
Crumb blindness in females is extremely rare, and the subject of special study; in males, 100% of the population carry the gene, and it is expressed to some extent in over 70% of adult males.
There is no known cure, but single males tend to suffer more than those with long term partners.
"Christ ! Look at this place ! How much mess does it take to make one sandwich ?"
"Sorry, hun.... I just didn't realise......I think I have crumb blindness"
"Sorry, hun.... I just didn't realise......I think I have crumb blindness"
by eighthofseven August 13, 2007
A crumb that is excreted from the anal region. Sometimes during sexual intercourse, one may be excreted and if partners want to they may pick it up, examine it, and eat it, resulting in a powerful orgasm for both of them.
Julie - *having sex* : Oh Tom!! Oh yes! Oh, I think my anus just spat out a small crumb.. ! Mmmm felt so good. Tom, pick it up and lets eat it.. mmmm." *pisses on it* "Mmm my piss tastes sooo good. Mmmm yeh."
Tom - *singing*: Crumbs, crumbs, anal crumbs, lick them up and scatter them aroouuuund.
Tom - *singing*: Crumbs, crumbs, anal crumbs, lick them up and scatter them aroouuuund.
by Crumb Scab 2000 November 03, 2006