Courtesy Flush

Courtesy Flush: When you are with someone in a tight space or tight hotel room or on a bus or a plane, it's a courtesy to flush when the tip of the brown torpedo hits the water.

If you have to do a #2, can you please grant me a Courtesy Flush or a few courtesy flushes.

by Just havin a little fun June 21, 2025

courtesy napkin

That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.

I've got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.

by littlebleu August 15, 2010

Courtesy Wipe

When you have a fart that is so nasty that you have to go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because it feels like more than just air came out.

(Person1 shits his pants)
Person2: Ew that was fucking nasty dude.

Person1: Sorry, I think I need to take a courtesy wipe. I’ll be back.
(Person1 sprints to the bathroom)

by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019

Courtesy friend

Friend requests you accept on facebook or Linkedin only because you happen to work att same place or go the same school. They're actually quite cringe, but you feel too awkward to decline.

Woohaaa, you actually friend with Dick-John?
OMG no, he's just a courtesy friend.

by Mr. Cocksson February 5, 2020

Courtesy like

Liking ones status because they liked yours.

I courtesy liked Bob's status even though I don't really like him and the status didn't make sense.

by Deesnutzzzzz July 8, 2016

Courtesy like

Liking ones status because they liked yours.

I courtesy liked Bob's status even though I don't really like him and the status didn't make sense.

by Deesnutzzzzz July 8, 2016

courtesy fur

The small amount of hair, a woman leaves when shaving her vagina, so she doesn't look like a "little girl"

Steve would've thought Brandi was jail-bait big time, if it weren't for the bit of courtesy fur she had left behind, when she shaved her cooter.

by TechSavage72 August 24, 2016