Country Blumpkin

Receiving oral sex while taking a dump, in an out house, from a member of ones immediate family.
"I got into the moonshine last night, went home and got a country blumpkin from my sister Darla..."
by rjpond August 25, 2007
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old country

any eastern European or Eurasian nation that ends in "-ia"; some in "-stan"; also Poland

ex: Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Kazakhstan, Waziristan
made famous by the elderly Ashkenazi couple Boris and Minka on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Rugrats"--it is always "old country" without an article
by Content-ment411 May 17, 2019
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Urban Country

A Person from the south that has both a redneck and cultured side. You go eat brunch or attend art shows and then go ride 4 wheelers and shot guns. Its a very diverse and unique person that can fill this title with dignity.
A country boy from Arkansas goes mudding then puts a suit on to go out to a french restaurant. this where urban country comes from.
by crouchingtiger72167 December 06, 2011
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Katter Country

A nickname for the electoral seat of Kennedy in North Queensland.
Why is it caleed Katter Country?" "Because Bob Katter Runs it.
by shocksock August 28, 2010
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Country Science

long standing practices used by people who live in rural areas that have little or no basis in science
Grandson: man these flies are all over the food
Grandmother: fill a plastic bag with water and put a penny in it then hang it up. It'll keep them away
Father: that is some Country Science son

man: my hand is itching really bad
old woman: that mean some money is coming into your life.
man: you are crazy that is just Country Science.
by Isaiah Bradley June 26, 2011
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Green Country

Northeastern Oklahoma; also commonly referred to as "the 918."
"Where the hell is Green Country?"
"Oklahoma, you idiot."
by She Is Just a Glitch February 07, 2009
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country blumkin

the act of giving fellatio while the receiver is taking a crap in an outhouse
my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in Eastern Kentucky.
by Ryan Kreevil December 19, 2008
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