During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee September 12, 2020
by Jagger guy April 11, 2020
A corona boner is another word for boner. You get it from watching pornographic videos of people infected with the new virus called corona virus.
Also can be a boner from people that have the virus (non sexual)
Also can be a boner from people that have the virus (non sexual)
I was just watching this video on pornhub and it gave me a corona virus.
I don’t know bro, but I keep getting the corona boner from people with the virus.
I don’t know bro, but I keep getting the corona boner from people with the virus.
by TheRealChiken March 16, 2020
Hey man, it’s Corona szn
Ya i know man let’s crack some open and get a fire going (typical canadians)
Ya i know man let’s crack some open and get a fire going (typical canadians)
by trippieredd1400 May 28, 2018
by Slippin' pee hands March 18, 2020
Refers to your hair after you've stayed inside for an abnormal amount of time during a quarantine.
If nothing is done about it, it'll eventually make you the first technologically advanced troglodyte.
If nothing is done about it, it'll eventually make you the first technologically advanced troglodyte.
P. Ennis: *sees Phat's new locks*
P. Ennis: That's somewhat of a corona cut you got there. Almost makes you look like a prehistoric troglodyte.
Phat Ho: Thanks for mentioning it. The barber has temporarily closed the shop due to the epidemic.
P. Ennis: You could always resort to the knife.
Phat Ho: That's a good idea, P. Ennis. Then it'll have a second use. I think I'll go do that right now, thanks.
P. Ennis: That's somewhat of a corona cut you got there. Almost makes you look like a prehistoric troglodyte.
Phat Ho: Thanks for mentioning it. The barber has temporarily closed the shop due to the epidemic.
P. Ennis: You could always resort to the knife.
Phat Ho: That's a good idea, P. Ennis. Then it'll have a second use. I think I'll go do that right now, thanks.
by Tricusx May 22, 2020
by Queenbj February 10, 2011