construda

A female with looks worthy of airtime on spanish language TV

Damn! Bout time we got some construda up in this office!

by maroney November 19, 2007

construda

When a man kisses another mans neck and causes him to orgasm.

Give me a Construda - Laurence Maroney

by Coming out NFL July 24, 2007

cuntstructive criticism

This is unwarranted and completely unnecessary criticism, which by the very nature of the person giving it also incorrect. Their nature is of course being that of the cunt

" got pulled into the office today for another dose of cuntstructive criticism from that bellend of a manage"

by jamz buck August 17, 2017

Boa constrictor

Squeezing a friend until he or she can no longer breathe

How was last night?
Sucked. Josh hit me with a boa constrictor.

by Jleebootyhole January 24, 2015

Contractor

Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.

Kid: "I no longer have any qualms about kill you, for I am a contractor"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up"

by IchigoXDark January 19, 2010

Constructropy

Tendancy of the Universe move in positive and creative directions. Indicates that there very likely is a God or universally creative and massively great force in the universe. The ant. of entropy.

Gravity practically balances with enertia thanks to consructropy.

by Kevin Adair November 22, 2003

Constructive Flake

To send a message by flaking as opposed to having a potentially negative conversation

Bill, having no interest in the girl, pulled a constructive flake on her birthday.

by HHLH February 1, 2010