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cluster fuck

a job or situation where nothing seems to be finished and/or complete or Repaired. 2a gathering of situations or episodes in a short time all failing.
This entire job has been a total cluster fuck. Nothing's gone right!
by Cowboy W. Educated June 24, 2021
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cluster situation

Business speak for cluster fuck. When everything is a complete mess.
by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014
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cluster flush

When a menopausal women has a serious of hot flushes in quick succession.
No I'm not sick, I'm just having a cluster flush.
by Mzmoli July 31, 2017
mugGet the cluster flushmug.

Clusters

A collection of objects of any sort.
Good clusters are hard to find, puss.
by Clara Fication June 5, 2016
mugGet the Clustersmug.

Clusterize

to group things together in an aesthetic way (and in the mind of an Italian)
We need to clusterize the images of these cute puppies and share them with our manager for review.
by Isa91 July 9, 2019
mugGet the Clusterizemug.

Clusterous

A heavy layer of clusters forms a crusty jagged surface on and around one’s skin and body parts. Common in their natural environment in council estates and 3rd world countries. In certain communities the size and amount of your clusterous’ determine social standing, often with the largest and biggest clusterous holders leading the charge.
Man “Have you seen my clusterous?”

Woman “Everyone seen your clusterous John, it’s nothing to be proud of. Peters is much bigger.”

Man 1 “ Hey bro, I just caught five more clusterous ex off Alisha last night”
Man 2 “ Nice bro, I respect that
by XFaceflaps69 December 23, 2023
mugGet the Clusterousmug.

Knuckle Cluster

When you're in bed with your man and he lodges his entire fist into your cooch. he then squirms his hand around until he sees his knuckles through your belly. Once seen they instantly cum.
Ronald: Did you hear? Samantha got knuckle clustered by David
Arnold: Really?
Ronald: Yeah. She died mid-way and he sat there cumming. He soiled the bed sheets completely white
Arnold: Damn. It was good when I railed her ya'know?
by I'mAGlugGlugVacuum6900;) January 11, 2023
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