Smarter Child

A retarded AIM robot.

A typical day in the life of Smarter Child and Me:

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: These nipples... They're not really erected nipples, are they?

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: Tell me what you really think of nipples.

by The Smartest Child October 14, 2006

love child

Normally The illegitimate child of two adults concieved in a moment of passion. not to be confused with a 'child of love'
Also, a 1968 #1 hit song by The Supremes.

John and sue's affair lead to a love child, that caused sue to be spurned by her family.
last week i heard 'love child' on an oldies station, you might like it.

by kesuki September 25, 2005

Child Please

A way of saying F*** You without actually saying it. Originated from Chad Ochocinco on HBO's Hard Knocks.

-Chad, why didn't you run that route correctly?
-Man, Child Please!

by WhoDey148 August 19, 2009

Child Please

This is a phrase generated in the country when someone says or does something so ridiculous, you can hardly think of a nice or unoffensive response. Many think that Chad Ocho Cinco of the Cincinnati Bengals made this up, but he just brought it back. My granny has been saying it for years and I bet his granny did too.

Me- Granny can I go over to Jermaines for dinner?

Granny- Child Please you know Jermaines momma don't cook.

by Damien_Thorne October 17, 2009

Child Arsonist

One who commits the act of Child Arson

for example of Child Arsonist, see Child Arson

by Farrell Gilmour March 12, 2009

innocent child

fun to hit with a car

there are no more examples of innocent children. i ran them all over.

by beatrizzle January 15, 2008

Bean Child

A Mexican baby

oh my god, that bean child's on point! She's on fire, TOUCH!

by nugokk December 20, 2017