chef boiled tea

A way to make fun of the name brand Chef Boyardee. Chef boiled tea can make anything from burnt toast to tasty tea

"Look, I'm the next chef boiled tea"

by thevogue December 26, 2016

My name chef

Channing Tatum

Person 1: Hey have you seen chef?
Person 2: My name chef!
Person 1: hey that's pretty good.

by Snogin May 27, 2017

Chefs Make Out

Chefs Make Out is BEYOND chef’s kiss. Superior. Like when your choir wins « Superior ». It is the GOAT of all praise. Indescribably immaculate and amazing and so totally mindblowingly astronomically incredible.

« Dude. That wasn’t chef’s kiss. THAT was chefs make out ! »

*performance concludes*

« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chef’s Makeout indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »

by philosophically phorgetful May 17, 2023

I'll chef you

used in the same context as shanking

You messing fam,I'll chef you

by n0nc3 December 26, 2019

Swedish chef

Sexual use of a cucumber or other vegetable on your partner, coupled with the subsequent feeding of said vegetable to a friend or ex.

He totally Swedish Chefed her.

by Paul Nicholas May 2, 2007

Chef Boyardee guarantee

When you see a thicc female worth having sexual intercourse with.

Guy 1. "Dude, did you see how thicc that goth bitch was?"

Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."

by Casper the Suicidal Ghost August 21, 2017

Master Chef Fuckhouse

You proceed to have sex with a female while she is making you a sammich in the kitchen where she belongs, then you take her out of her natural environment into the living room and you play halo while STILL maintaining the penetration through the entire experience! TRIPLE KILL!

"Dude, my girlfriend is the best! We Master Chef Fuckhouse'd all day yesterday!

by Shana Black February 13, 2008