catalina cape

catalina cape is a girl that is crushing on the tiger from octonuts, catalina capes usually got trouble getting bitches and is obsessed with squishmellows. otherwise she’s very pretty and worth keeping though.

jack: hey remeber catalina cape?
sage: oh yeah that rlly pretty girl that was obsessed over octonuts??

by telly stephens April 1, 2022

Great American Hair Cape

A mullet. A hair style that is noticeably longer in the back than it is in the front.

"Ladies and gentleman, let us all rise to salute The Great American Hair Cape" said the proud, teary-eyed emcee.

by Pompadork September 21, 2009

the cape

Cape Cod-- a vacation spot in SE Massachusetts

by M-easy July 5, 2003

Post-it Superman dat hoe cape

Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.

Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!

by Crunchyness June 1, 2009

The Cape

The most important prize in the game of basketball, awarded to the player in a particular game who nets the most Cape Points. Cape points reward manly achievements such as blocked shots and offensive rebounding, and punish weak, pussy-ass, cowardly tendencies like passing and shooting three pointers.

Cape Points Formula:
PTS + 5*OFF REB + 3*DEF REB + 10*BLK - 10*3PA - 3*3PM -3*AST
Bonus points are awarded for Flagrant Fouls (+15) and Ejections (+25).

Dwight Howard typically leads the league in Cape Points.

Mike: "Yo man, did Dwight Howard keep The Cape tonight?"

Paul: "No, man. He was passing way too much and only finished with 73 Cape Points. Chris Bosh really manned up. He had a bunch of offensive rebounds and he finished with 95 Cape Points. Bosh is the new Capeholder."

Mike: "Nice, who won the game?"

Paul: "Who the fuck cares?"

by Cape_101 March 9, 2010

Cum Cape

Noun; The unwashed bedding of someone who masturbates too much. The bedding can then be worn as a cape, but the person who wears it must first yell "Cum Cape"

Wow, Joey got really drunk last night. He tied his sheets around his neck like a cape and yelled "Cum Cape!"

by LolOnYourLol February 21, 2010

Superman Cape

The act of jizzing on an individual's upper back and sticking the sheets to their back and let it dry to make a cape.

It hurt to take off the superman cape after a long night of hard fucking.

by Drew P. Weener May 28, 2009