the country where its always snowy and everyone rides their dogsleds around to work and school. a place where igloos have plumbing and electricity and everyone is always saying sorry for little things. a place where no one except for those who live in the country know the name of the political leader.
"true north strong and free"
how's it going eh? Canada's great eh. can i give you a lift on my dogsled? sorry i dont have any money to give you, but would you like some maple syrup?
*Arguing*
America: We have a cool bird Canada: We have a good economy
America: We are warm
Canada: We have free health care
America: Yeah well... MURICA
Canada: You have trump
America: *Scowls at ground*